AN UNFORTUNATE RAIN INCIDENT
One day Dane and Jane were walking in the rain.
And Elaine and Wayne were driving in the rain.
Elaine and Wayne hit Dane and Jane.
There was lots pain,pain,pain.
Jane's brain was laying on the lane.
There was a big blood stain.
Dane had a strain and a sprain.
And a cut on a main vein.
His arm went through a glass pane.
Dane and Jane were not slain.
So a lawyer they did retain.
And sued the shit out of Elaine and Wayne!
JUNE MOON
I was sitting on a sand dune,
watching the big orange moon.
It was the month of June,
at the odd time of noon!
I thought of you and swooned.
If you were here we could spoon,
and maybe croon me a tune.
But all I see is a stupid goon !
It started to rain a monsoon.
So,I went to the saloon,
to eat some stewed prunes.
And to watch some cartoons!
I seen a loon with a balloon,
He was trying to lampoon.
But he was shot with a harpoon,
By a guy named Daniel Boone!
Was hoping the rain would stop soon.
But instead it turned into a typhoon!
Do I have to stay at the saloon all afternoon?
Wishing I was in Cancun or Rangoon!
In walks a talking baboon,
playing a huge bassoon!
He said,"its flooding in the lagoon,
it won't stop anytime soon!"
So I hitched a ride on a hot air balloon.
I went to a commune,built on a pontoon.
It seemed like the time was opportune.
And I enjoyed a DRY afternoon!
All original poems and stories written by Queen Europa(aka Diane Mascaro)Copyright© 2005-2008 All Rights Reserved
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